What is the avatar above you thinking?

Quitting was the biggest mistake of my life...death...whatever

 

Okay... ready?

Rock... Paper... Scissors... Lizard... Spock!

Go!

 

*bows in humility at the last one* Brilliant...

The printers got it wrong it's supposed to be EVOL

 

What was that? Did you just say something?

 

......i can't see any colours

 

I'm an old man? After I'm done with you, we'll see who's gonna FEEL like an old man.

 

A lightening storm! And me, without my umbrella!

That's okay, I'll just use this big stone tablet.

 

Show me a man with a dog in his lap and I'll show you a happy man.

 

Check out my before and after shots to show what the Facial Hair Club for Men can do for you!

 

Hair of the dog, eh?

 

(Voice-over) Their eyes met, and suddenly, it was true love!

 

Why am I on all these Valentine's day cards? I've never had a girlfriend

 

There's a bug in my hair...
Get it out!
Get it out!

 

I've got qualifications for a bow and arrow - now I just need wings.

 

I really need to get an avatar... the nonexistent avatar above me is thinking.

 

or....

why is there a willy attached to my forehead?

 

Sorry, I got my avatar mixed up with my profile pic.

Hey, move the camera up!

 

I have to be very careful or the weight of my giant head will crush my body

 

I have a scream that can make glass break... watch!

 

Once gay marriage passes, it won't be long before gay inter-species-pedophiliac marriage is made legal (at least that's what everyone is saying)...then we can be together.

 

(banshee scream that can decimate entire cities)

 

Stand back or I will hit you over the head with this thing.

 

Seriously guys, turn the darn fan off!

 

What am I bid for these fine stone tablets? Only one previous owner and they're in fine condition!

 

Is my alternative personality showing again...darn you boy, get back in that basement