What is the avatar above you thinking?

Gee, this balloon smells just as good as throwing flowers... love that balloon smell...

 

I wish I was off in the meadow, throwing flowers...that Chimmy sure is happy.

 

I wish that, when smelling my balloon, it didn't keep bopping me in the eye!

 

Okay, this is ridiculous...I need to get up, my butt hurts.

 

I wonder if anyone noticed that I'm trying to lick my balloon.

 

I would change my avatar, but I am a flower, and my petals cannot reach the mouse to click to that area. Besides, people love my dark and wonderful scent.

 

I love to control the thread games...my talents have yet to be tapped!

 

If I inhale the helium in this thing, I'll be a bear that sounds like a duck!

 

I'm not just sitting here to look pretty. I actually taste like chocolate.

 

I am just sitting here to look pretty. I may smell nice but I taste terrible.

 

^ I wish Snoopy would wake up, I can't feel my feet anymore!

 

Could someone adjust the color...please?!?

 

^ isn't my balloon the prettiest shade of pink?

 

Great...I am going to be here forever.

 

^ I wish my heart could float like this balloon.

 

Smell this flower and you’ll be dead before you hit the ground

 

^ Don't smell the flower. Don't smell the flower. If I look the other way, maybe I won't be as tempted.

 

Put the petal to the metal!

 

^ My mom is going to be soooo mad when I show up with dog hair all over me.

 

I'm having a stemmy day here, just stemmy.

 

^ Do you think this pic will help me get a date on the dating site?

 

^ Do you think this flower will help me get a date on a dating site?

(She's also thinking: That Charlie Brown is original, coming up with his stuff all on his own!)

 

^ Every woman likes hearts that say love, add a cute dog and I'm in there!

 

^ I'm very nervous when a dog is over me.

Now, puppy... go to the corner... that's right, down there... not near me... go on, fetch the stick, it's way down there, away from me...

 

^ If only I was really this loveable.