What is the avatar above you thinking?

I hope I don't end up in someone Valentine's day floral arrangement

 

I hate going to the dentist... okay, let's get this over with!

 

I love u, Snoopy.

Yeah, yeah, Charlie. Now get going with my meal!

 

*doorbell rings*

Hello, Mam. I'm here to slay your dragon and help with preparing the shish kabob. But first may I use your restroom - and borrow a can opener?

 

I can't sign the ball for you... would you like me to spray it?

 

You know I am adorable...it's okay, everone knows that I am.

 

Heart shaped balloons make me so happy...
I can forget that I have a Popeye eye.

 

I love that I can make people take a second look at the avatars above me.

 

If I smile really big, wink, and hold up this balloon, nobody will notice that my chest looks like a back.

 

If I buy Chocolates for Chimmy will she go to the dance with me?

 

Look, I can spin my head all the way around like the girl in the Exorcist!

 

These vet visits take forever...it must be love.

 

Actually, I'm not spinning my head all the way around... what I've done is spun my body all the way around, my head is where it was before!

 

My head is full of nugget, so I can't think.

 

I'm surrounded by thorns.

 

Life is like a box of chocolates....

 

Hello, I'm Darcie the Black Flower. I'm your worst nightmare. Muwahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

Seen any dragons? I feel like killing something.

 

If you even THINK about plucking me, I'll shoot so much pollen as to give you the worst allergic reaction you can even imagine.

 

Does this heart make my head look more like a circle?

 

Say, leaves... what's new on your side of the tree?

 

Look! Snoopy can fart LOVE!

 

I see a red flower and I want to paint it black.
No colored flowers I want them to all turn black.
I see the Daisey and the Tulip and the Rose
I have to turn my petals 'till the darkness goes

 

I'm trying to be poetic about flowers because it's so close to Vday and I need to impress my girlfriend. How do you think I'm doing?

 

Doesn't everybody just love the "Lavender on Black" look?