What is the avatar above you thinking?

What do you mean, I look like "one of those Gumby characters"?

 

I wish I had more hair, so the ladies would pay more attention to me.

 

I wish I wasn't a plant, so I could walk around and do things.

 

I wish I didn't have a sleeping dog on my lap, so I could walk around and do things.

 

I know what it says in my location, but actually, I'm a dark flower in the white branches of the lavender forest of your mind.

 

I wish I could figure out how a flower types....... Let alone has a computer and can think. It's kinda freaking me out.

 

If I arrange something with someone, is that considered a "floral arrangement"?

 

I wonder. . . If I gave everyone a pic of me sitting in this heart, if I would them be in everyone's heart. . .

 

Hey, neighbor... why are you looking so scared? I hear Valentine's Day is coming... that makes you afraid? Why?
Hey, that's funny! I could swear you just said you see a clipper coming toward you!
Neighbor?
Neighbor?

 

I wish I had real love and not just the word and a frilly fake heart.

 

Um... I'm... I'm a flower!
Yeah, that's right! I'm a flower!
You got a problem with that?

 

Snoopy dream thoughts: I wish I was with Joe and Bart and Phil and Frank and even Doug J. - and we were all playing poker like in that painting I have in my dog house hanging over the sofa.

 

Okay, I got the ball... now, do I get a treat?

 

I wonder

I wonder where my next treat will come from, outside in squirrel form or in Pedigree form. Arf xD

 

a...
witch...
put...
a...
spell...
on...
me...
and...
now..
I...
can't...
stop...
switching...
faces...

 

I may look happy now, but the truth is if you replace the letter O in love with I. You will know my true intentions! MUAHAHHAHA

 

My sleep cycle is broken.

 

Why do you people walk so carelessly. In the fall, when my brothers and sister die and glide to the ground, you come along and crunch, crunch, crunching their died bodies!

 

Is that a bee? Oh god get it, get it!

 

^ Not sure what I should post there, since I don't know what Toronto Maple Leaves are, so I'll just say: "I'm a leaf!"

 

I'm ready to go to battle; who's with me?

 

You dance wonderfully, Kermit! The others are green with envy.

You too, my lovely swine!

 

I am soooo sleepy...damn this smile!!!

 

This isn't even close to getting off the ground! Sigh. We're going to need a bigger balloon.

 

I'm a leaf!!!!...and damn handsome, too!