What is the avatar above you thinking?

^ These love letters aren't big enough.

 

^It's easy being green from this angle.

 

Oh, don't worry. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "This is the 100th floor... how can there be hands outside a skyscraper window?"

Well, I'm Mr. Fantastic, the guy in the Fantastic Four with the stretching powers. I've been hired to clean the windows here. Have a nice day!

 

^If only it were the Fantastic Mr. Fox in my lap right now, this pillar of love wouldn't be wobbly.

 

Yes officer, I understand. Fingers in the ink, then on the card.
Yes, I understand my rights. No more questions, I want a lawyer!

 

^I don't think I've ever seen a vole before...hmmm...*Writes down another item on the 'life goals' sheet*

 

Oh no! Doctor Octopus threw me from a building, and he has Aunt May.
Don't fail me now, web shooters! Thwipp... Thwipp!

 

^Hey! I thought I was suppose to be random guest star #276 in Love Boat. What's this whole Valentine's crap? I want love everyday!

 

"Morticia, isn't it nice to see that Thing has company?"

"Oh, yes, Gomez. I've brought out Thing's spare box to give him a place to stay."

 

I'm quite comfortable sitting here upon a giant heart shaped cushion.

 

Guy- Yes, girl, that movie is about me romancing your mother.

Girl- OMG!!

 

I'm totally getting first prize. The Renaissance Faire has never seen the likes of me!

 

Football Player: *makes out with trophy*

It must've made for an interesting conversation when he next saw his human girlfriend.

 

Is this the outfit you wanted sweet heart?

 

This bottle opens up a portal to the booze dimension.

 

Crap! The rum's gone

 

^I have Absolutely No idea What is looming behind my head, but I'll just tilt a little to the side and expect this photo shoot to end in disaster...naturally

 

Get it? The hands team? Forget you coach, go recover your own kicks.

 

^Recognize this Colston?!

 

Left hand: hey where's the head?
Right hand: Vomiting.

 

^SAAAAAAAAA...*gulp gulp*...KIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hey wait, where did this wall come from?

 

^Muhahahah! Squid-ish world domination!

 

This is inhuman, disabling the touchy feelys is not right.

 

Okay, stop it. I'm not uncoordinated, I just have a real small mouth.