What is the avatar above you thinking?

^Man...this is a dis...dis...disfunctional bong, man...

 

Lets make a butterfly!

 

Let me try this... one second... okay, I'm pretty sure... just a bit more... Yep, you got the wrong order. Refund!

 

If I hold this thing in front of my face, they won't see the booger hanging out of my nose...

 

Help me spread the love around.

 

Good cough syrup.

 

We've struck land! Literally :redface:

 

I wonder if it can get pregnant?

 

Only too late did it occur to me- someone spiked th NyQuil. Never has cough medicine worked so well, so fast...

 

Hehe, I can see myself!

 

if i sit here quietly it'll play all on it's own

 

I have come to the conclusion that you cannot drink the air. And I invested all my money in this Bottle of Nothing factory. I'm ruined!

 

I knew I shouldn't have put that superglue on the racket

 

Yeah, it's me. And now you're going to die.

 

I know something you don't know.

 

My colors and the colors of my stems can be explained by the nuclear power plant behind me.

 

@ Becca:What you mean, I don't have eyes? I DON'T HAVE EYES??? Well, start with getting yours checked and come back some other day.

@Charlie: I don't like red. I really really don't like red. Give me a black pillow, please.

 

I hope there are lots of guys on here to see my pretty pic.

 

I love black flowers, but I don't like the reds ones.

 

Kermit: I hope Miss Piggy doesn't notice that I'm snuggling her chest.

Miss Piggy: I hope Kermit likes my breasts.

 

^ I don't like black on flowers, this flower is just a decoy. By the way, Becca, LOL... LOL.

 

Kermit... we're supposed to be dancing, stop sticking your nose down there!

 

On the one hand, it feels comfortingly warm having Snoopy sitting on my lap. On the other hand, what's so comforting about warm dog pee?

 

^ This is my "let's not have another day like this" picture.

 

Oh god maybe if I go along with it she'll just let me go...