What is the avatar above you thinking?

You shall not eat me!!!!!

 

Well, I'm your Vitavatameatymac girl.
Are you tired, rundown, listless?
Do you pop at parties? Are you unpoopular? (pauses) Well, are you?
Well, the answer is in this little bottle.
(Glug, glug, glug)
Tastes just like candy!

 

This rehearsal just went too far

 

Wahhh! I want more chocolate milk, Mommy. More! Ahhh!! *throws self on floor in wild temper tantrum*

 

Yes, this is exactly how it'd feel if boats could move on land

 

This sucker's aliiiiive! Someone help pull it off of my lips!!!

 

On the upside, at least we don't have to paddle.

 

^"It's the Aaaaace of Spaaades"...oh wait...this isn't a karaoke bar...

 

A fascinating case study in evolution, the hand-eyed frost dragon lured its prey on the harshest of winter nights. Pressing its eyes against the windows of its prey's home, the creature could both spy and lure unsuspecting targets outside, into range of its freezing eye beams.

Its only natural predators were ninjas of the Foot Clan.

edit: I guess this assumes that hand-eyed frost dragons got a kick out of reading encyclopedia entries about themselves.

 

COOL! It's a football trophy AND a giant beer stein!

 

Snoopy, stop kissing me! It's hard enough to read this girls handwriting... or am I holding this paper wrong?

 

My instructor still doesn't like my knee-kick, so not my problem.

 

You'll get it right sooner or later, Kermie... now... 1,2,3, 1,2,3...

 

He's only kissing me because he fancies guys that dress like wasps.

 

This IS my happy face.

 

I wish I didn't have to wear tights. Everytime I bend over....well you get the idea!

 

One whiff from my flowers renders people colorblind...

 

I'm really not into pale red heads.....

 

What, I look like an chubby spider?

 

Stare into my eyes........ Stare into my eyes....... (pretty soon I will have complete control of your mind and you will do anything I want) Stare into my eyes......

 

If you have a mole that looks like I do, for god's sake visit a doctor

 

Do you think if I posted this pic on my dating site profile, that I will get lucky?

 

My goods points - well, I'm cheaper than a rose

 

Do I look like a cheap date? Or could I get some high class chicks?

 

Who is she to say that I look like a mascara accident...