What is the avatar above you thinking?

What are you looking at?

 

This is my serious face. Can't you see the clouds?!

 

Dude, I'm baked...

 

I'm going to put that puck right between the N and the A.

 

This isn't my dog... Why is he kissing me?

 

Self-rising means I don't need an alarm clock.

 

I should've worn better marching shoes.

 

I'm the beginning of a biscuit.

 

Put the petal to the metal

 

It's so easy to have your own parade, but why isn't anyone throwing candy?

 

That impersonator writewizard... trying to be flower... when I am the true flower here! (And he didn't even spell it correctly!)

 

This flag is HUGE and really heavy.

 

Give me some sunlight, will ya... I'm wilting here!

 

I guess I was wrong--it is possible to balance on a giant-sized carrot.

 

I'm not a staulker. Honest.

 

I'm a stalker. I'm at the end of a stalk.

 

Fw - Will pretend I'm a black-ink stain for food.

We can't get credit anymore, so we're off to Canada.

 

I'm such a stud. Do you need studed?

 

I used to be a black cat until I got in the way of a steamroller.

 

I bet I can keep from blinking longer than you.

 

See, there is some color on me. Somewhere.

 

Don't be lazy! Grab a bag, and bake!

 

March, march, march, march, with a smile on my face, face, face

 

I would be funnier if I was a Wacky Packages version of Flour.

 

This is my plastic smile.