What is the avatar above you thinking?

I guess you could say that I'm the Viagra of the baking world

 

I suppose i do look a bit like michael owen don't i?

 

I think they took the plastic surgery thing a little too literally.

 

I love this red and black ice rink.

 

Just got the new camo for my armour. All I've gotta say is those giant alien bees won't know what hit them. Operation Broken Stinger is a go!

 

Hey! How long do i have to stand like this!?

 

Somebody! Help! I'm being eaten by a mutant banana.

 

I am disinterested.

 

No, the cloud behind me is not my flatulence.

 

Are we there yet?

 

I open my son's closet door, and look at this--I'm up to my neck in junk!

 

If I see me a smurf, I'm squashin' it! Weird blue dudes and their strange little hats. They lack the humanity that me and my friends exude.

 

That's right, Zod.
The children are in charge now... now...
You go to your room!

 

Is Snoopy looking at my butt?

 

I printed this picture out in black-and-white to save money.

 

I want you all to know I'm going to bake something.

 

::Whew::: Valentine's Day has come and gone, and I survived.

Hey, does that mean no one thinks I'm pretty enough to pick?

 

I don't know how that yellow thing is floating in the sky by itself. If I just don't look at it, maybe the creepy thing will go away.

 

Good think I'm a black flower. Morticia was going to clip me and keep the stems like she did with all the red flowers, but she decided to keep me.

 

Why does everyone keep following me? Think for yourselves damnit!

 

I'm a violet. So what if everything else is purple and I'm black? I'm still a violet!

 

If I were a zebra I wouldn't need to wear this top

 

Hmm...should I go with the mug shot? Maybe I should use something a little more friendly. No, no I'll just go with the mug shot.

 

My ......tiger ........style, will ....destroy.....your .....dragon...........style......

 

I... um... am a really small avatar, so you need really good eyes to know what I'm thinking...