What is the avatar above you thinking?

I'm the compact version of pretty.

 

I’m one of the Incredible Hulk’s scabs.

 

My mug shot changed, mommy. Now I have two!

 

They should’ve sprinkled me on the Titanic.

 

I'm not an angst ridden teenager, I just play one on the net to entrap older predatory women.

 

"Hey bill"

"Wha?"

"Cheese!"

 

O comes right after me.

N, O!

 

Happy St. Patrick's day.

 

Ha! I bet they're all clicking their zoom tabs

 

Luckily, I like small boobies.

 

Oh, it’s just a coincidence that I also sell magnifying glasses.

 

I'm feeling a little dark today.

 

What do you mean it broke.

 

You booby!

 

"Canadia canadia!"

 

I was just too cool for all the other N's

 

-Pensively gazing in mirror-

"Dammit, my skin tone matched my armor better before the tan."

 

Do not recoil in horror! Your are witnessing the after effects of the world's longest fart.

 

Eight seconds, then turn around! Stupid spray on tan.

 

Yes, I’m a happy cocktail stick. But why am I dangling from this black rhino’s butt?

 

You know you want me.

 

"I'm such a beautiful and bright white flower, radiating in the light of the sun, basking in th--WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"

 

I'm the giant moth that will kill you with my three floating blue balls.

 

Give me to someone you hate

 

Did you just fart?