What is the avatar above you thinking?

See, the grass in the picture is white.

 

Don't worry, I'll sweeten the air. What else are flowers for?

 

Hey doc. I’ve got this giant green thing growing from my ass.

 

I'll have you arrested if you keep continuing this staring contest with me.

 

I’m kinda down. My friends all say that I’m wet.

 

I shrunk this shirt just for you.

 

Will you call the plumber NOW?

 

It’s true: eating green food dye does make you trump.

 

No, I don't need a shave.

I've been bobbing for apples in a pail full of poppy seeds.

 

look mommy, i smiled for the school picture!

 

I sure hope there is such a thing as a yellow rain. Otherwise I’m goddam toilet water.

 

Give us a kiss.

 

To be frank, I don't smell that great either.

 

Does this yellow robe match my V-neck sweater?
Because I feel ridiculous!

 

Yes, I just shat a shamrock.

 

Yes. I look like I've been shat by multiple people.

 

Wish I would have shat something that pretty.

 

I'm glad I was chosen by becca, struggle is good for writers.

 

I sell you contact!

 

You need to use the restroom....you need to use the restroom....you need to use the restroom.

 

"Just one more push Bessie, and this calf will be out."

 

Hey! You! Yeah, you! What are you staring at?! huh?! What, you've never seen a black daisy before?! Just because I'm a daisy doesn't mean I have to be white! Yeah! You run! You better run!

 

Look at me from the side.... Do I look like a bat to you?

 

waa!! I want to be red and given on V-Day!

 

Just one drop, that's all it takes.