What is the avatar above you thinking?

Be sure to arm yourself after dark, i've got a violent side that comes out at night

 

I told my mother I wasn't wearing plastic for the school picture, but she insistded.

 

Don't listen to the people that tell you these rings tell my age...it's all a lie.

 

Owwww
Do you know how much it hurts to sit here all day smiling?! Well I wouldn't recomend trying it

 

This is the only time you'll see me smile

 

Building the finest multilcoloured tennis courts in space

 

Wanted: One Starting Goalie

 

When I grow up I want to be an olympic logo...

 

If I consentrate hard enough, I can blend into the wall paper and no one will see me.

 

Forget those Batman movies.

I'm the real "Dark Knight."

 

That was some really good weed, man.

 

I do a great impression of a flower's shadow

 

I like to bask in flower shadows.

 

Gah! Stop using you're x-ray vision on me!

 

Look, ma! I won gold... And you can't have it!

 

Ugh! Who let the brick in here?! He shouldn't be here! He's not neon, like the rest of us!

 

I'm glad I invested in a codpiece.

 

Ready class?

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

 

This guy should be throwing the damn ball already.

 

I'm just reaching for my eyeglasses that fell on the ground class - but Charlie, you be the captain - oh! (there they are). Captain keep the boys chanting:

carpe diem, carpe diem, carpe diem . . .

(Long way to go and kinda crappy - I know - but it just came to me.)

 

Go ahead... make my day...

 

Stop saying my chair is too ostentatious, that's just wrong. It's not a chair at all! It's my hat.

 

Get out of the waaaayyyyyyyyyyy...................

 

Why did I have to get these floral print sheets? They looked so good in the store. Now, they just make me want to hurl.

 

What do you mean that was out of the blue? Blue? This is GREEN! Go have your eyes checked!