What is the avatar above you thinking?

I wonder if anyone can tell that my hands are tied behind my back?

 

I am legaly obligated to remain still...

 

Instead of perfume I use starch

 

Don't wake me up, I'm actually sleeping...

 

Jeez, my chest is chilly

 

I KNOW I can melt the wall just by staring!

 

I have melted, and stuck to the damn wall!

 

I'm a wax figure, but nobody knows, hehe!

 

Granted, this was never acceptable - even in the 80s

 

You can wind me from the back, and then I'll tell you a story!

 

My taste in clothes and furnishings has been wound back--by about 200 years!

 

Oh, I could talk to you...

but then I'd have to kill you! Bhaaaaahahahhhaaa!

 

Could I look any more helpless?

 

My parents named me "Humour Wiffet," but I tend to think about myself as Mr. Serious. I never joke around about anything. Look at my face. Do I look like the sort of person that jokes around?

 

I've read the thread about who v. that--and I'm going with that

 

Yes, I did forget to comb my hair today. Why do you ask?

 

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors,
how about we play, Cinderblock, Color Flag, Green ball?

Color Flag wraps Cinderblock.
Cinderblock crushes Greenball.
Greenball bounces on Colorflag.

 

No, I don't have a thing for nature! In fact this is toxic green.

 

I am trapped within this wallpaper and this corset is killing me.

 

I'd wear a corset but then all the butterflies would freak out.

 

No, I'm not a woman standing in front of a picture of a lovely colorful meadow.

I'm a lovely colorful meadow with a picture of a woman in front of me.

 

This will finally shut her up...
Yeap, she's speachless!

 

Who are these people and what the hell am I doing here, hanging out with them? *sigh*

 

I can flyyyyy!!!

...no, I can't...

 

I can't fly...that stupid fairy took my wings.