What is the avatar above you thinking?

^I only loose it now and then, so when it happens please ignore it!

 

^I'm wearing a wonder woman outfit under this. Just give a reason to break out.

 

I want to cook this goose.

 

A cinder block, a ball and a flag... I'm all McGyver needs to deactivate the bomb, build a helicopter and get out of here.

 

In February the snow is green, didn't you know?

 

Do you think I should post myself to George Bush’s wife?

 

The sheep was stuck up there, I was just trying to help it get off. Honest.

 

...NOW it's dead...

 

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?

 

See what happens when you argue with me?

 

I actually like Pride and Prejudice...just don't tell the hick.

 

I look like Levon Helm, I know I do....

 

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain, But lust's effect is tempest after sun; Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain, Lust's winter comes ere summer half be done; Love surfeit's not, Lust like a glutton dies, Love is all truth, Lust full.

 

Apples girl! Apples!

 

I am Eris, I hold all the apples now.

 

... stop looking for the fairest and give me the darn apple!

 

I love that sketch scene in Titanic. I shall pose like this until someone sketches me.

 

Look at me carefully, and then the phone will ring and tell you you'll die... boo..

 

^My hair is glued to the wallpaper!

 

Yea! I am stealing you're cookies! what you gonna do about it punk?!

 

My country is currently winning the 2010 Winter Olympics? Jealous? I will convey my pride by placing my hands in a confident manner on my hips.

 

please don't wind up the back of my head, it's terrible uncomfortable

 

HEY! I'm no Scotty Lago - I don't let anyone bite my bronze medal!

 

Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball I love you! Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball

 

I know I put those scissors somewhere? GOD!! WHERE is the FREAKING SCISSORS!