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  1. cragcrusher

    cragcrusher New Member

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    What Is Your Favorite Dark/Morbidly Funny Sentence You've Written?

    Discussion in 'General Writing' started by cragcrusher, Jun 13, 2015.

    What is the most hilariously dark humor you've written? For me it is right after my main character runs someone through with a sword on the second floor of a hotel and I wrote 'When blood seeps through the floorboards and stains someones bedclothes beneath, people will know somethings awry.'
     
  2. Simpson17866

    Simpson17866 Contributing Member Contributor

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    My WIP about re-animation starts off:

     
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    sprirj Contributing Member

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    "I knew this was to be my lowest moment. But did she realise it was hers?"

    My mc ponders as he has sex with a corpse.
     
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    Aaron Smith Contributing Member Contributor

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    Jesus what kind of book are you writing.
     
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    izzybot Human Disaster Contributor

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    A few I like:

     
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    "As he took his last breath, he had a final epiphany many already knew, and he found out too late: he was leaving this world to forever linger in time as 'the pantyhose guy.'"
     
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    You been writing stories about me again? :p
     
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    cragcrusher New Member

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    YES! That is amazing!
     
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    Shit! How did you know?!
     
  10. BrianIff

    BrianIff I'm so piano, a bad punctuator. Contributor

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    Remember, it all boils down to the shit food eats.
     
  11. Simpson17866

    Simpson17866 Contributing Member Contributor

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    ... What
     
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    I wish I knew. Approximately it is sci-fi with a twist.
     
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    Not necessarily my favourite, since I can't remember every word I've written, but this is from my WIP "Phantom Pain" (the character is from the Edwardian era, hence the language):

    This brought her good humour back to the fore and she laughed softly. "My dear sir, that is one definite advantage of being a ghost. There are very few who can abuse me … unless that is what I desire," she said brazenly.
     
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    Cave Troll Dark, is it not? Contributor

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    "Sure hope they issue their little robot boys sunblock, as they are going to get one hell of a tan."
     

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