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    What really killed the dinosaurs? (Comedy thread)

    Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by Bobby Burrows, Feb 28, 2019.

    • They were hunted to extinction.
    • They were assassinated in a right winged conspiracy plot.
    • They were character assassinated in the media in a left winged conspiracy plot.
    • They sent out a racist Tweet on Twitter one night while taking Ambien and now no one wants anything to do with them.
    • It was either have dinosaurs or have oil, we chose oil.
     
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    Dinofarts
    way worse than cowfarts.
     
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    Video killed the dinosaurs, after it killed the Radio Star.
     
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    Dragons, but then we killed the dragons afterwards.
     
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    Steven Spielberg, so he'd have something cool to resurrect for his movies.
     
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    They were evolved by Charles Darwin and now we have KFC family buckets.
     
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    Peer pressure. One genius dinosaur invented the Lava Swim challenge, and they could never resist a dare. However the last few just turned chicken.
     
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    they buried themselves to show us in museum
     
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    they might have faced racism from the aliens.so, thrown asteroid to kill them...
    fun fact is humans evolved after their extinct.so, are we the aliens who have thrown the asteroid to conquer earth:):confused::confused::confused:
     
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    carnivorous dinosaurs and herbivorous dinosaurs fought in a battle to show their upper hand on each other to spread their tradition, culture,religion and food habits all over the world.that war led to their extinct.
     
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    I feel bad for liking this since it's a fart joke .
    But it's a good fart joke and one that even has some scientific merit if you could believe it or not.
    Kudos, well played on your fart joke @peachalulu.
     
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    An Alien race fleeing the planet known only as "Veganus", a planet held in the grip of a VWO (Vegan world order) landed on earth in search of steak. Needless to say, the found lots and went a bit too far...
     
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    The scientists eagerly watched the world around them coalesce into being as the intelligent time machine halted at the moment it had deemed was a few moments before the extinction of the dinosaurs. At last they would know the truth about what had happened! They watched in amazement as they saw the creatures they called dinosaurs roaming in the well-watered plains before them. So transfixed on the glorious sight that met their eyes, they failed to notice the sky behind them folding and waving as reality began warping in the wake the time machine had made. The time machine sensed the disturbance and let of a ding! of warning. One scientist was able to tear his eyes away from the dinosaurs to look at the readout.

    "Warning, imminent danger!" the readout blared in blinking red block letters.

    Frowning, he looked around, and was filled with horror. His scream of anguish caused his fellow scientists to turn around and they beheld a scene so horrific they collapsed from the unspeakable approaching doom.

    Fast forward to the scientists day, and their coworkers were rushing about the lab in a panic. The intelligent time machine had sent them a message from the past.

    "All dead. I'm coming back."

    As the warning flashed desperately on the screens, the scientists dashed about pulling levers, punching buttons, and crying in dismay.

    The warning changed. "Paradox initiated, unable to rectify."

    "What have we done?" One scientist screamed, falling to the ground in despair.

    The ceiling above where the intelligent time machine once was, was now warping and waving, the air folding in on itself. The two time eras were now connected in a way the intelligent time machine could not control. It wanted to return to its time, but it was stuck in the time stream. The energy from the straining machine built up until the warping, folding space-time energy exploded in a blinding flash of light.

    In both time eras an explosion rippled across the planet, killing the majority of life almost instantaneously.

    Eons later, the dominant life form of the planet Earth wanted to know what had wiped out the human civilization. Some theorized it had been a huge meteor, others argued that volcanoes and tsunamis had destroyed them, and yet others insisted that the humans had wiped themselves out in war. Their scientists built a time machine. At last they would find out the truth!
     
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    That reads like Edgar Allan Poe.
     
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    Brexit killed the dinosaurs.
     
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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/08/10/this-bugs-bite-could-turn-you-into-a-vegetarian/?utm_term=.1e376337da08

    The vegans have launched their first attack....it's coming!
     
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    (rather or not humans were around during this time, just roll with it)

    The dinosaurs were actually smarter than us humans ever have been.

    (we don't pay attention to anything's intelligence level that can't speak our languages so instantly assuming they are dumber)

    They invented a super technology that would improve the lives of all Earthly creatures! Encrypted so that any smart creature like themselves wouldn't be able to make it malfunction, the problem?
    Humans where unfortunately not as intelligent as they thought, we apparently fell below the intelligence level required not to not confuse the machine with pure stupidity.
    In it's overload of confusion the machine changed air levels, before the dinosaurs could reach it, the human continued playing with machine and made it self destruct. Which is why all large animals died.

    In response to this... the humans stared at the dinosaur bones, one of them picked up a bone, holding it to the sky and said...
    "Look! A new hair accessory!"


    ...:meh:
     
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    I'm not gonna confess anything. I will not even speak without my lawyer. I wasn't there. No one saw me. You can't prove anything. Not my fingerprints - I wear gloves all the time. I have an alibi. Show me the body! There is no crime if you don't have a body? I was framed!
     
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    Jurassic Park 6
     

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