What was said: Your car is cute. What was meant: Your car looks like something an 8-year-old girl would like. Why is it painted light pink with little hearts on it? It looks so childish. What was said: Can I try one of those?
What was said: Can I try one of those? What was meant: They must be good... You're always eating them and look at the size of your hips. Ha ha. Better give one to me, all you need is more chocolate sitting on your hips. What was said: Have you lost weight?
said: have you lost weight? meant: you look like youve gained twenty kilos ... maybe you should join a gym?? said: I'm so glad you're here !
What was said: I'm so glad you're here ! What was meant: Gosh, not you again... Don't you have a home to go to? What was said: And you cooked this all on your own, did you?
What was said: And you cooked this all on your own, did you? What was meant: You obviously cooked this by yourself... at least you managed to boil water this time. What was said: Wow, that's really a fascinating story... I've got somewhere to be, how 'bout we continue it some other time?
What was said: Wow, that's really a fascinating story... I've got somewhere to be, how 'bout we continue it some other time? What was meant: You're kidding! Now I have to sit here for over an hour or so listening to more lies from you again! What was said: That's interesting you've filled this room with all your poetry instead of paintings.
What was said: That's interesting you've filled this room with all your poetry instead of paintings What was meant: who really wants to stand and read a wall. What was said: Have a great day sir!
What was said: Have a great day sir! What was meant: Best leave now, you've over stayed your welcome. What was said: Weren't you wearing that outfit last night?
"Weren't you wearing that outfit last night?" --> "Ew. I get that you're not fashion-forward, but can you at least try to not be a disgusting slob, too?" "I figured it would just be easier if I went to your place instead of you coming to mine."
what was said: "I figured it would just be easier if I went to your place instead of you coming to mine." what was meant: "My girlfriend is watching the Bachelor and is acting as if she is still single. I decided to drop by and act if I am still single as well." what was said: "Would you like it shaken or stirred?"
What was said: "Would you like it shaken or stirred?" What was meant: "Would you prefer for the gross clumps to float to the top or sink to the bottom?" What was said: "I actually don't get off work til eight, and I've already got some arrangements for the weekend."
What was said: "I actually don't get off work til eight, and I've already got some arrangements for the weekend." What was meant: Socialise with you... You're crazy. The last time we got together I ended up tied to a post in my facing a bull... Not in this lifetime. Find some other loser to prank! What was said: That's pretty good, do you go to dance lessons?
What was said: You obviously put a lot of work into this What was meant: What is it supposed to be? What was said: You have striking looks
What was said: You have striking looks What was meant: I can see you are trying to be mainstream than unique. What was said: You have some red stuff on your lips.
What was said: You have some red stuff on your lips. what was meant: God get that stuff off your face, no-one's going to want to kiss that ugly mug what was said: you're so smart
what was said: you're so smart what was meant: Oh please, a five year old could have written that piece of work. What university did you say you went to? Or was that a pre-school? what was said: You really are into black lisptick and piercings... Lots of piercings.
what was said: You really are into black lisptick and piercings... Lots of piercings. what was meant: My friends tell me that I should not allow a person like you to be dating my daughter. However I dated her father just when he was like you. Have fun kids! what was said: Joey why do you have my colander over your head?
What was said: Joey, why do you have my colander over your head. What was meant: Oh my gosh...you look so cute, i wish i could take a picture. But i'm trying to be serious and stern cause you really shouldn't put my cooking supplies on your head. What was said: Don't worry. I heard every word you said.
"Don't worry: I heard every word you said." --> "Please don't go on your repetitive political diatribe for another hour. I know what you're going to say and I don't agree with it and never will, so please let it rest." "I don't think I can be with someone who thinks that way."
What Was Said : "I don't think I can be with someone who thinks that way." What Was Meant : "Your breath smells like rotten fish and you are quite annoying. Shoo shoo, out of my presence." What Was Said : "What do you mean?"
Zappy, your translation to that cracked me up. "What do you mean?" ---> "That's the most batshit crazy thing I've ever heard. No, you don't sound clever. Just no." "I actually think overused memes are a bit annoying."
What was said: "I actually think overused memes are a bit annoying." What was meant: "MEMES BUG THE FRIGGIN HELL OUT OF ME!!!! Why can't people just SAY what the mean, for god's sake? Or better yet, why can't the show it? Do they really think I'm so stupid I wouldn't get it? I mean, if they say "My cat died yesterday," is the little sad face really necessary? This is the best apple pie I've ever tasted!
What was said: This is the best apple pie I've ever tasted! What was meant: I can't believe you want me to eat an entire slice of this. LOOK! Your dog just turned its nose up at your stupid pie! You have many good qualities.
What was said: You have many good qualities. What was meant: OK, you're not the worst person I've ever met in my life. Now that I've acknowledged this, I feel entirely free to chastise virtually everything about you, including the way you breathe. Oh, did you make this all by yourself?
