What was said: I'm so sorry. It's never happened before... What was meant: Well that was unexpected, I guess I should have tested it before hand... What was said: How did you... you know what, I'm not even going to bother asking
What was said:How did you... you know what, I'm not even going to bother asking. What was meant:How did you manage to get your head stuck in a chain link fence? Have you gone completely retarded? What was said: You have very interesting taste in fashion!
What was said:You have very interesting taste in fashion! What was meant:Where you cut by a blind barber? What was said: Your the first one iv ever done that with
What was said: Your the first one i've ever done that with What was meant: I wish I'd have lasted longer.... What was said: That's totally fine, I don't mind if you bring a +1 to my wedding.
What was said: That's totally fine, I don't mind if you bring a +1 to my wedding. What was meant: WTF? Are you serious? You're not even dating anyone seriously. If you were I would have indicated + guest. What was said: My mother wants to set you up with this guy.
What was said: My mother wants to set you up with this guy. What was meant: My mom thinks that your are homosexual. What was said: What is this charge on the credit card for?
What was said: What is this charge on the credit card for? What was meant: God please dont let my wife see this! What was said: I swear officer, iv never seen that before in my life!
What was said: I swear officer, iv never seen that before in my life! What was meant: F#%@!!! I should have hidden that better!!! What was said: "What... this? This is for medicinal purposes only".
What was said: "What... this? This is for medicinal purposes only". What was meant: "This is not for medicinal purposes." What was said: "So...Its Tuesday."
What was said: "So...Its Tuesday." What was meant: "&%%#!!! When is this week gonna end?" What was said: "Did you get a chance to check your email?"
What was said: "Did you get a chance to check your email?" What was meant: "I sent you an email, god**** it. Why haven't you responded yet?" What was said: "Did I ask for your help?"
What was said: "Did I ask for your help?" What was meant: "Stop getting in my way! This will go a lot faster if you let me do this on my own." What was said: "... I hate you."
What was said: "... I hate you." What was meant" "I can't stop thinking about you." What was said: "That's a really nice blouse you're wearing."
What was said: "That's a really nice blouse you're wearing." What was meant: "So the bloated manatee look is what you were going for?" What was said: "I'm sure you two will get along very well!"
What was said: "I'm sure you two will get along very well!" What was meant: "I worked hard to set this date up, so if you don't get along with her I swear I'll beat you to a pulp!" What was said: "Well... it's unique, I'll give you that."
What was said: "Well... it's unique, I'll give you that." What was meant: "You call that a tattoo! It looks like my dead grama wearing tights!" What was said: "Today is an amazing day! I love everyone!"
What was said: "Today is an amazing day! I love everyone!" What was meant: "After 6 months without sex, I finally got laid!" What was said: "This food is very... exotic".
What was said: "This food is very... exotic". What was meant: I forsee my afternoon in the bathroom What was said: Dont worry buddy, your check is in the mail
What was said: "Don't worry buddy, your check is in the mail." What was meant: "I told you what you wanted to hear, will you shut up now?" What was said: "Now she's a lady."
What was said Now she's a lady. What was meant She'll do. What was said Oh! You have such lovely children...
What was said: Oh! You have such lovely children... What was meant: Your children look like baby chimps with pink ribbons. What was said: Oh, look at you! Are you pregnant?
What was said: Oh, look at you! Are you pregnant? What was meant: Wow...you gained alot of weight over the summer. What was said: Cool.
What was said: Cool What was meant: I have nothing better to say. What was said: The Adobe Flash plugin crashed.. Again.
What was said: The Adobe Flash plugin crashed.. Again What was meant: Adobe is Evil, My Computer is Crap what was said: I appreciate your concern.
What was said: I appreciate your concern. What was meant: Nice of you but I will still do as I want. What was said: Up to you.
