A giant quadreped that appears to be made of flesh invades Al-Masjid al-Haram, assimilating everyone in the area. It then reshapes itself into a carpet of flesh to cover the area, and an entire orchestra of instruments arise from it, and starts playing German classical music. What can the Saudi government do? Bonus points: How do you imitate the brass section using only organic (not in the sense of carbon, but organisms) materials? Bonus Bonus points: What do the Saudis do when they see it approaching?