Pazletooz - A novelty ice cream flavor, with a unique mixture of parsley, malt whisky, and mint toothpaste. Blavadacking
Blavadacking - An new extreme aerial sport involving a nintendo duck hunt rifle, a bass guitar and as many decks of cards as can be packed into the cargo hold of a small aircraft. Artimendo
A gas that turns people in zombies! But wait! There's more! The then zombified people all believe that their name is Polly! Crandominium
A new children's boardgame inspired by attack of the killer tomatoes involving the much cuter fruit, Cranberries. Flambocaustic
Flambocaustic - A brand of inflammable baking soda, perfect for baking explosive cakes and molotov chocolate pies. Who needs candles when you can blow out your whole brithday cake? Frickery-jiggerty
Callookish = A delicious alcoholic beverage created in the northern-most reaches of the Russian mountains. Splork
Restaloony: An act of restitution delivered to a person who's mental capacity has left them, particularly if their mental capacity left them in a ditch somewhere in Kentucky. Glagarmation
Versookaw: 1) In the Haitian Hoodoo and Louisiana voodoo traditions, a cure-all potion that treats any ailment; 2) a shamantic mixture of feces, salt, and Jimson Weed with magical curing properties; 3) a highly poisonous potion used by witch doctors as medicine, despite toxic ingredients that result in death; 4) magical spirit associated with the shaman remedy of the same name, marked by bringing either death or life to men based on superstitions involving what they doe with salt; 5) slang: products sold on TV and purchased by phone that promise results and guarantee satisfaction that they obviously will not bring. Spigakedamine.
Oxeryfro: african-american hair style enhanced by the use of oxery, a rare chemical substance found in ground bovine hooves; very popular in 1976 Munkularidacious
Munkularidacious A new salad dressing created by a lonely monk in Zurich, it's magical & combines all your favorite food tastes in the world into whoever is ordering it. Luhanderole
Gobbertulo - A hispanic dish consisting of the gobber fish which is boiled and peeled off the bone wrapped in a tortilla with rice, beans, cilantro, pico de gallo, cheese, and guacamole. Then it's deep fried and drizzled with queso. Commonly known as the Gobber Fish Burrito. Peratwizephobia
Gimberglump - An extreme type of goose bump that an etorphine addict experiences when trying cold turkey. Wentfire.
Wentfire - portable fire technology discovered by the Neanderthals before they emigrated to the seventh continent. Washtig.
Washtig - a term use by corporate head offices when refering to the difference between claustrophobic gerbils and catatonic lemurs. Rompersickle.
Wow.... cannot believe this game still lives! Avalashing is the verbal form (gerund) of the noun avalash. An avalash is an when someone puts on too much mascara and the lashes droop under the weight, causing the clumped mascara to tumble off of the lashes and streak down the upper cheek bones. "Gurl, did you see Tina? She was a hot mess! Mascara all avalashing and everything." *** ernickle
