Where are you from?

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Where are you from?

  1. Europe

    20 vote(s)
    41.7%
  2. Asia

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%
  3. Middle East

    0 vote(s)
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  4. Africa

    0 vote(s)
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  5. North America

    24 vote(s)
    50.0%
  6. South America

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  7. Oceania/pacific islands

    3 vote(s)
    6.3%
  1. SlayerC79

    SlayerC79 Banned

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    Oh. Ok. Didn't know that this was a competition.

    But alright:

    1. Television was invented by a Scotsman.
    2. Telephone was invented by a Scotsman.
    3. Penicillin was discovered by a Scotsman.

    I could go on with the discoveries and inventions, but it wouldn't be fair to all the other countries.
     
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  2. big soft moose

    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Deep fried mars bars were invented by a scotsman :D
     
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  3. SlayerC79

    SlayerC79 Banned

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    lol

    That confirms it. Scotland is the King of countries. ;)
     
  4. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

    Friedrich Kugelschreiber marshmallow Contributor

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    Also plaid skirts for men, so that's pretty cool.

    Airplanes, the atom bomb, jeans, the electric guitar, lightbulbs, the internet, personal computers, dental floss, the assembly line, nylon, sunglasses, tampons...
     
  5. SlayerC79

    SlayerC79 Banned

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    Nah. You have to call it "Tartan", otherwise you'll be force-fed Haggis.

    Television, Kaleidoscopes, Fridges, Penicillin, Bicycles, Toaster, Modern Geology, Bank of England, Golf, Tyres, Tarmac, Gin and Tonic, Telephone, Colour Photography, Fingerprinting, Tractor Beams, Logarithms, Decimal Point, Hypordermic Syringe, Flushimg Toilets, Tubular Steel, Stea. Engine, Thermodynamic Cycle, Coal-Gas Lighting, Roller Printing, the underlying principles of radio, the teleprinter, RADAR, Saline Drip, Ultrasound Scanner, identifying the Mosquito as the carrier of malaria, Insulin, X-Ray, Development of beta-blockers, Bovril, Modern Lawnmower, etc x many times over.

    Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

    And

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Scots-Invented-Modern-World/dp/0609606352

    For a nation of a population of just less that 5.5 million people, I'd say that Scotland has given quite a bit to the world. Or to quote Voltaire: "We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation"
     
  6. Xoic

    Xoic Prognosticator of Arcana Ridiculosum Contributor Blogerator

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    Bicycles and tractor beams, but no bagpipes!?? I'm seriously disappointed! Did someone else invent them, or were bagpipes merely left off the list, maybe because they don't want to take the blame for all that noise? :cool:
     
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  7. SlayerC79

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    lol

    I was always taught that it was an Egyption invention... if memory serves me right. I think we just adopted it. :)
     
  8. Xoic

    Xoic Prognosticator of Arcana Ridiculosum Contributor Blogerator

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    Interesting. Haggis, Egyptian and Scottish together always makes me think of this guy (though I believe this is the only other place I've ever seen all 3 mentioned at the same time):

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  9. SlayerC79

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    And if I required another reason for Scotland being great, there he is.

    RIP.
     
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  10. JLT

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    It's been around for a while. In Medieval Germany, it was called the "dudelsack" and they'll tell you that they gave it to the Scots, but the Scots didn't get the joke.
     
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  11. JLT

    JLT Contributor Contributor

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    Did he do time for it?
     
  12. Authentically Adrian

    Authentically Adrian Member

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    Well I was born in a small town in Russia but I moved to Canada when I was 17, now I'm planning to move to Germany in June.
    Russia has beautiful rivers and forests but the people and culture is bad, at least for me at the time I lived there.
     
  13. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

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    Aren't they your people and culture though?
     
  14. Authentically Adrian

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    Yes, but when you're tied to a pole and beaten by your people and culture, you tend to dislike them a bit.
     
  15. Friedrich Kugelschreiber

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    I guess so.
     
  16. JLT

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    I can't imagine why.
     
  17. SlayerC79

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    lol

    Or maybe we flipped the joke. ;)
     

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