I don't know if it is a bug in the forum or me not reviewing other's work, but I can't post anything new to the workshop. I don't know how to constructively review. I cannot follow the golden rule: I want people to rip into me with full claws as if they were forced to be my editor. I'm not good at the platinum rule either. I go into the workshop and read occasionally. There are some people I just want to rip apart for awfulness and I keep second-guessing how gentle I'm being about it. Apparently asking questions isn't reviewing, but I feel like if I can passively direct them, they will tighten. There are some people who just need a grammar beta and I'm not that nit-picky. Where can I go to get my stuff snarked, beaten, and humiliated, and still learn from the experience?