We’ve all wondered it. I thought T. Trian might do a decent job (combat experience, probably knows about survival techniques and stuff, but might crack and put the Ring on in a fit of Ka-missing angst). Then I thought of Andrae Smith (have a feeling we could persuade him not to put the Ring on, and seems to be in good physical shape, but the rookie element is a big issue). I was considering Wreybies until I remembered his terrible sense of direction, which would surely be a huge problem if you’ve got to go all the way to Mordor. I’d panic, put the Ring on three times in the first evening and be worse than Gollum by the end of Easter, so you count me out. Anyone want to step up?