Wierd Stuff You've Said While 'Out of It'

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  1. Thagryn-Sylrand

    Thagryn-Sylrand New Member

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    I can't remember exactly what I say when I'm half asleep but usually I mix words and concepts up. Can't think of an example.
     
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    The donkeys... The donkeys are trying to stand on me. Stop them. Quick. Theres too many!

    (A night terror (= nightmare while appearing awake) I had when I was a little kid. Was scary s**t)
     
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    A friend of mine went with my family to visit my great-grandmother. We were trying to wake her up one morning and all she had to say was "No, I don't want goat's milk" before rolling back over.

    And, I apparently sing and box in my sleep. I should stop sleeping near walls:rolleyes:
     
  4. Neha

    Neha Beyond Infinity. Contributor

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    lol

    My friend's father is a Doc, so we hang out at the hospital sometimes, one day, there's this woman who's going for an operation, and had her husband holding her hand, and she was pretty woozy, so she goes:

    She:I love you

    He: I love you too honey,

    She:I love your eyes,

    He: You have great eyes too sweetheart

    She: I love kissing your luscious lips

    He: (silent, it WAS the lobby of a busy place, so that makes sense)

    She: I love your body

    He: (two red patches on his cheeks)

    Fortunately, she was wheeled in the OT then, otherwise God knows which else body part she would have mentioned, the last thing we heard her calling out was-"You have great legs", and we burst out laughing. That made our day.
     
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    Oh, I have a hospital story.

    I had a surgery in the scopy family and my estranged father came to visit for it, but his part is after.

    When they wheeled me into the OR, I had been on the anesthesia for a few minutes and it was cold so I asked, "Can I have a white blankie- they're so soooft." The nurses smiled and brought me some. Then, just as it kicked in, the nurse told my mom that I looked at her and said, "Are you my mommy? Nope, you don't got freckles."

    After the surgery, my throat was sore because they put a breathing tube down my throat. All I had to say about it was, "JUICE!"

    The ride to the trainstation is what my mom loves though.

    Dad: You still like Outback?

    Me:Urm- yeah.

    Dad: Wanna go, I'll treat.

    Me: Dolt! My throat's sore. and then I mumbled something along the lines of "go back where you came from."
     
  6. Neha

    Neha Beyond Infinity. Contributor

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    lol.....that was funny zorell
     
  7. zorell

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    I couldn't help it, anesthesia's a lot like truth serum:redface:
     
  8. 67Kangaroos

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    lol~ that's so cute.
     
  9. zorell

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    I was thirteen...not so cute anymore.

    And...I'm black...so yeah, Mom got a kick outta that one:rolleyes:
     
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    67Kangaroos New Member

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    haha~ even better!!! :D
     
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    lol thats cute
     
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    Xeno Mad and Bitey Contributor

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    About a year and a half ago I turned to my Future(Now Ex) Girlfriend and told her that I loved her. This was the worst Freudian slip I've ever made because at that very moment I was actually really p***ed off with her and had meant to say "I hate you".

    REALLY paid for that one.
     
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    lol that sucks
     
  14. zorell

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    Hope you never told her that:rolleyes:
     
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    Xeno Mad and Bitey Contributor

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    No, of course not. I'm wishing I had, though.
     
  16. zorell

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    Be happy you didn't- you wouldn't be telling us if you had:rolleyes::p
     
  17. R J Parkinson

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    Me:

    "Hey...how are you, how d'you get here?"

    ...

    I went on, "You got a lift?"

    My girlfriend says, "Rob, there's no-one there honey, that's a tree."

    I'll say no more, other than she drove.
     
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    No more Happy Juice for you, eh:p
     
  19. Leaka

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    I don't know what I say in my sleep. Though I know when I space out in school, that's another story.
    One time I was walking in the school hallway and I just suddenly asked, "Why is this tree in the way?"
    And not on purpose either -.-

    My dad says that one time I was singing in my sleep.
    And he says that one time I had a conversation with myself.
    But I don't know, its my dad we are talking about here.
     
  20. soujiroseta

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    i also having a spacing out issue when im around people, its kinda what happens to JD in scrubs.

    Once sitting at lunch with my parents and their golfing buddies i felt the urge to sputter out,

    "I need a weasel."
     
  21. yellowm&M

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    wow nothing like this thread to make you laugh lol
    jeez my story really sucks in comparison
     
  22. Zcreative

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    I don't remember much, but sometimes when I'm over a friends house we sneek down at (late) night and play more video games. I always sleep, and they always say they treid to wake me up, when I'm very mad in the morning, and they say I always try to hit them, or say no, I'll come down late or something of that nature. I'm crazy, aren't I?

    Z ;)
     
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    Mom:"Have you showed her this room?"
    Me:"This is where we keep our ethiopian babies."
    Friend:"Ethiopian babies?"
    Me:"Say it 5 times fast."
     
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    Although I wasn't technically "out of it" I was really dead tired as we watched a video of a jazz concert in school about a week ago and during the final crazy 10 minute drum solo supposedly I was saying things like "man, If I was a drummer I would drum like that" and so on really loud the whole time.
     
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    Mom: "You're going to be late for school."
    Me: *incomprehensable sound*
    Mom: "What?"
    Me: "BLUE!"

    She called school I would be in later. Bless her soul.

    Although the weirdest conversation I ever had was when I had a little to much to drink, with a friend who had a lot to much to drink. We ended up saying "right" for about fifteen minutes, over and over again. Got no idea why.
     

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