Apologies to the international community; these are a bit UK-centric and are placenames rather than dictionary words but I had a long drive from the North to the South of England yesterday... Leeds - The northern city that others follow Kettering - a town in the midlands famed for providing party-food Worksop - a place where Ephraimites make things
Brexit: what a fat lad does when he sits on a wonky chair Selafield: what an agricultural real estate agent needs to learn to do
Confusion: Secret government project. The genes of prison inmates are spliced together to create supersoldiers. Alligator: Person who installs gates in alleys. Crocodile: A telephone for frogs. Barnicle: Term for any piece of coin you lost in a pub. Investor: A Robot that dresses you each morning Rastafarian: Neo-Nazi group that worships the staff of the god Ra. Cantelope: When your lover does not run away with you Rhinoceros: When you fall in love with the smell of the Rhine river. Maladjustment: Postal adverstisement for mint-in-box collectibles. Comedian: Internet healthcare professional. Susurrus: Slang term for a person who is serious. Just returned from work ; D
