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  1. Shenanigator

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    Pacific: non-violent non-factual tales
     
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    Catastrophe: Rewarded to cats with excellent derrieres.

    Whiskey: Term in cookbooks to stress the importance of whisking

    Freemason: Slogan used by parents whose male children are imprisoned.

    Converse: A prison poet

    Brexit: If he drops it he...
     
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    Cauliflower: a floral gift for dogs
    Sheepdog: the sort of weird hybrid that can result from buying cauliflowers
    Sheepdog trials: when hybrids go bad
     
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    basilica: sheep's favourite kind of sand
    bedrock: lullabies
    Belgium: jelly from dyslexic oxen
    champagne: the hurt it takes to become the best at something
    Denmark: house number
    lido: when you claim to have more money than you really do
    lightswitch: when you leave the dark side of the force
    Mandarin: the language you speak when your mouth is full of fruit
    Netherlands: what you do when you steal a woman's property
    percent: the price of a stamp
    seabed: where fish sleep
    stone's throw: a rock's blanket

    Oh, and:

    surgery: a knight called Jeremy
    purgery: Sir Jerry's pet cat
     
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    President: Identity card given to journalists

    Gerbil: Slang, used when giving an account of a client's purchases.

    Mamaluke: Term used by biologists to measure an animal's temperature.

    Banking: Slogan used by those looking to overthrow a monarch.
     
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    Seriously: when your iphone assistant falls asleep.
    Bourgeoisie: A french boar.
    Delicious: of or relating to a deli.
    cannibal: the story of the first brothers of the Earth who killed each other due to jealousy.
    bored: when a male boar mounts a female boar.
     
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    That's already what that word means.
     
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    When an object isn't hing.
     
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    Information = The way in which soldiers march.
     
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    Earth: Toward the direction of a sound.
     
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    Wasted: What a hit-man is told to do to Ed.
     
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    flatulent: slang for an apartment that you let a friend reside in
     
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    Noun

    petulant = pet- you-lent A pet that someone lent.

    Usage = Nice dog! When did you buy it?
    Oh, he's just a petulant.
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    Verb

    insinuate: in-sin-you-ate = Eating after having sinned.

    Usage: Sorry, can't eat it. I don't insinuate.
     
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    Ooh! You hit on the same thing I did! (But I beat you by five years... :D )
     
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    We all know that the true meaning of flatulent is that of a time period in which one does not fart.
     
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    classic - School's out. They've all caught the dreaded lurgy.
     
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    Noun roughage = rough age;

    Age of adolesence and old age.

    Usage example:
    Don't mind Bill, he is going through or struggling with roughage.
     
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    luncheon: the plate you put your lunch on
     
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    Carpet: a dog that likes to ride with you

    Doormat: a non-shiny door

    Bed-bug: a mattress with a programming error
     
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    Verb Airplane = An imaginary tool with which crazies attempt to bevel parts of the air surrounding them.

    Airplaning=Process of attempting to use such a tool.

    Usage:
    Joe was institutiionalized when observed repeatedly attempting to airplane the air in his office.
     
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    industry

    A tree native to the Indus Valley.

    Usage
    What kind of tree is that?
    That's an industry.
     
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    television --What the fortune teller does after you pay your $25.

    international --What Velvet Brown did with her horse in an MGM movie.
     
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    Roman - Derived from rowing man

    A man whose primary function in life is to row.

    Usage:

    Joe just got a job as a Roman.
     

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