Catastrophe: Rewarded to cats with excellent derrieres. Whiskey: Term in cookbooks to stress the importance of whisking Freemason: Slogan used by parents whose male children are imprisoned. Converse: A prison poet Brexit: If he drops it he...
Cauliflower: a floral gift for dogs Sheepdog: the sort of weird hybrid that can result from buying cauliflowers Sheepdog trials: when hybrids go bad
basilica: sheep's favourite kind of sand bedrock: lullabies Belgium: jelly from dyslexic oxen champagne: the hurt it takes to become the best at something Denmark: house number lido: when you claim to have more money than you really do lightswitch: when you leave the dark side of the force Mandarin: the language you speak when your mouth is full of fruit Netherlands: what you do when you steal a woman's property percent: the price of a stamp seabed: where fish sleep stone's throw: a rock's blanket Oh, and: surgery: a knight called Jeremy purgery: Sir Jerry's pet cat
President: Identity card given to journalists Gerbil: Slang, used when giving an account of a client's purchases. Mamaluke: Term used by biologists to measure an animal's temperature. Banking: Slogan used by those looking to overthrow a monarch.
Seriously: when your iphone assistant falls asleep. Bourgeoisie: A french boar. Delicious: of or relating to a deli. cannibal: the story of the first brothers of the Earth who killed each other due to jealousy. bored: when a male boar mounts a female boar.
Noun petulant = pet- you-lent A pet that someone lent. Usage = Nice dog! When did you buy it? Oh, he's just a petulant. --------------------------------------------- Verb insinuate: in-sin-you-ate = Eating after having sinned. Usage: Sorry, can't eat it. I don't insinuate.
Noun roughage = rough age; Age of adolesence and old age. Usage example: Don't mind Bill, he is going through or struggling with roughage.
Carpet: a dog that likes to ride with you Doormat: a non-shiny door Bed-bug: a mattress with a programming error
Verb Airplane = An imaginary tool with which crazies attempt to bevel parts of the air surrounding them. Airplaning=Process of attempting to use such a tool. Usage: Joe was institutiionalized when observed repeatedly attempting to airplane the air in his office.
television --What the fortune teller does after you pay your $25. international --What Velvet Brown did with her horse in an MGM movie.
Roman - Derived from rowing man A man whose primary function in life is to row. Usage: Joe just got a job as a Roman.