wonky dictionary

Afghanistan - Pashtun man named Stan

 

Orthodoxy - a dentist who corrects bites and publishes private info on the internet

 

a dentist who uses arcane techniques to correct vampire's bites and votes on your behalf?

 

luminous - the weaving of the tapestry within our essence

 

Research - what you do when you don't find what you're looking for first time round.

 

fountain - counting your toes

 

Founfive.

 

recompense: the fraction of a dollar people advise you to spend on a particular item

 

hiking: a king of kings, a king who likes to hike or a king who says hi (compare and contrast: a knight who says ni)

 

permanent: one ent per man, i.e. a sentient tree for each male adult

 

Foreman: A man whose job is to warn people of incoming golf balls.

 

shimmer - making her level

 

Pirate - how much you pay for pies.

 

Sorry to make a few of these, but I had several ideas ...

Sore Loser - A person who has to keep buying new saws, because his old ones keep disappearing.

Umpire - An umpire's anger.

Debate - Taking the worm off the fish-hook.

Empire - Help! The letter 'M' is on fire!

Immigrate - I and me are wonderful. And you?

Grenade - When you have to help someone smile.

 

Properly - Tadhg Furlong at 6 am.

 

Off-piste - sign of a urinary track infection.

 

Hormones, what a prostitute charges extra for.

 

Library---- a collection lies

 

desecrate - Mr. Arnaz in a box

 

digest- a joke with a killer punchline

 

sewage - How old are the stitches?

 

Legal- seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari....but French

 

Bonne chance -- Good luck finding a bon-bon!

Deceit -- A chair.