Assault: One grain of sodium chloride Chocolate: When your confection doesn't arrive on time. Discourse: Not dat course Business: Hard working loch monster
Bicyclic surveillance - A series of questions asked of Lance Armstrong, but again and again ... (Sorry. You know it had to happen) Bicycle - When a wheel falls off your bike Space bar - A pub ... in SPAAAAAAAAACE Bifocal - Saying farewell to one of your glasses' lenses Authoritative - An author insisting on his rights, dammit!
I thought 'Politics' was 'many blood-sucking parasites', which is a good description of the whole thing? Fork - an acronym made up of quadruple kays. An example would be Klueless Kevin Kavanagh's Klan. Omnipresent - Someone who always says "Ni!" before giving you a gift. ("O Knight of Ni, you are just and fair, and ... what's this, another pair of socks?")
In the same vein ... Omen - Oh, men! (Whether this is said with disdain, lust, or even discovery (i.e. "Oh, it's just men") is up to you) Pistol - Ahh, the ol' "being drunk" Catapult - What did the poor old feline do to deserve being pelted (or even pulted?) Breastplate - An interesting, but not commercially viable, variant on the bra (And I think I've said enough)
Bamboozle - Hitting the bottle Shmuck - Quiet mud (As opposed to the noisy mud, which is next door) Doughnut - Anatomically improbable part of the male anatomy
Would anyone like to continue this? Automobile. A phone that automatically does EVERYTHING for you, including take a wash, put on your pants, cook an omelet and eat it. Then it goes to work, makes your money, and puts up with the boss's crap. And then your significant other divorces you because you've become an LB-GFN-GOHA (i.e. Lazybones Good-For-Nothing who won't Get Off His* Ass**). For LB-GFN-GOHAs only. Obviously. __________________ * Or 'Her', of course. The phone doesn't discriminate. * Or 'Arse', of course, for Commonwealth countries.
Getting fired: a) Something that happens to a circus performer, usually out of a cannon b) Something that committed Buddhist monks used to do during the Vietnam War Concertrate. The going rate for a putting on a concert. Kandle©. Exactly like a Kindle, but the monitor has no in-built light. If you want to read, you have to buy and install a Candle™. (And the younger generation complains, because a Candle™ is made of beeswax and therefore smells, and you also need to install a Wick.Com™ and light it with a Match.Org©. And Coming Soon -- Candle™ v.2!!! Now made of paraffin! That's right, they're none of your beeswax!!! Sorry)
