Worst presents EVER!

I don't think that underwear does, though

 

Ok, well you editted it, and it is still second hand underwear so it doesn't count cause I didn't say what condition the underwear was in....and I am feeling sick now ><

 

Because of the underwear or me?

 

underwear....it wasn't a very nice thing....it was grose. I literally spewed up when I opened the present. I was so paranoid about presents after that too. Still am a bit.

 

Here you go Tori...*hands over trophey*...you are right, NOTHING could be worse than that...short of a used tobacco spit cup!
Second Hand Underwear...That has to be the worst thing I have ever heard of...yuck...ugh...gross!!!!

 

LOL! Thanks for the trophy Chimmy. Not what I really wanted a trophy for...but I've never won a trophy before! I'll place it in my lounge window for the whole world to see with a neon sign and all LOL!!

And I think a used tobacco spit cup is pretty rank! That would definitely be on the same level I thinks....

<I lie...I won a few when I used to participate in horse shows...>

 

Was it washed, at least?

 

I am not sure actually.....I didn't check...I just dropped them, said thanks. Walked off and scrubbed my hands red raw then used antibacterial gel on my hands as well. I really wanted to cut them off though....><

 

That is quite disturbing.

 

Yes it is.

I hate to ask, Torana, but the morbid side of me prevails today....

Who's used underwear were they? The gift-givers?

 

A gift certificate to Barns & Noble or Borders is never wasted on me. One year, for Christmas, It was the only gift I requested from any and all. I ended up with almost $400 worth of shopping for books.

I was in heaven.

 

hahaha, yea. I remember christmas morning i woke up to a lot of shirt boxes and was like "what is this? I didn't ask for sshirts." then i shook the boxes...and found my books. i was happy.

i've been known to solicite gifts. "i want you to get me a....and you can get me..." this way tehre are no surprises.

 

Now see Wrey...I always ask for that...and never get it!!!

 

Yes they were the gift givers...and she is twice the size of me too. It was grose. I don't think I ever spent so much time over a bucket on Christmas day as I did that Christmas....<cries> I think some might have even been her sisters....I don't know....looked like two sizes....I'm a gonna cry again! ><

 

./hugs Torana

There, there, it's all over now


Anyway, my cousins are clones. Y'know, the ones with all the "trendy" Abercrombie & Finch crap and all that. They used to send me boxes of their old preppy clothes every season, when they'd go out and buy new preppy clothes. It wasn't until after they came down here for a vacation and saw me with blue hair last summer that they stopped. Thank god

 

lol thanks Mousie

And LOL at the preppy clothing. Your hair is ace btw.

And another bad present I got was a broken toaster. It was brand new, but broken...the person that bought it for me was so angry. I thought it was hilarious though and instead of taking it back....we made it into a cd holder with a difference and she ended up keeping it lol then she took me clothing shopping instead. So that worked out really well.

 

Was the person that gave the underwear doing that as a serious present? I'm not really sure seeing as how people are giving you toothbrushes and whatnot.

 

Gloom’s crappiest gifts ever! From ten to one.

(10) a sun dial 0_o (so not the gardening type…)

(9) a large amount of Egyptian gods and goddess statues (I like Anubis not all of the Egyptian gods)

(8) prissy purple set of nail polish (hello do I look like the chirpy lovely young lady? I chew my nails for pity‘s sake)

(7) One year my mother and father told my grand parents I liked art so the brought me a paint by numbers thingy (I didn‘t realise I was five…I thought I was twenty at the time)

(6) a garish book of all the Bleh feel good poems in the known universe (obviously the person felt bad about that because a few months later I scored a book of William Shakespeare sonnets. From the same person.)

(5) boys jeans (am I so ugly that I should wear shapeless jeans?)

(4) night gowns from my nanna that looked like my nanna owned them

(3) Herbal cigarettes (gag choke, choke)

(2) A superhiest CD that sounded like some kind of new age religious music…

(1) Bronze swans? (what the hell?)

 

LOL Gloom those Herbal cigarettes were painful. I swear I can still taste them now....blergh!

 

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!

 

I'm not really sure to be honest...I didn't ask, I wasn't game enough to ask. It's one of those, "Don't question so you don't get terrified" moments...

 

I can think of:
- Hideous plastic earings
- Hideous bag that I can't really figure out.. and it terribly looks like giant underpants
- This aweful blue frame with tacky blue dolphins (not a fan of dolphins.. really)
- Books (either I give the title to the person or I buy my own. Most of the time people fail miserably when buying books for me..)
- socks
- cant think of anything else

 

Mine technically wasn't horrible. But it hurt like a smack from Hades. My mother gave me, the girl who lives for the paper or the kitchen, a cookset. I say "Thank you" and she says "You can't use it till you go to college." College! Pah! I still had 36 months till college, and that darn set laughs at me everytime I walk past it. (It's in the livingroom waiting for it's companions, the storage trunks and laptop I can't touch till college)