Would you ever...?

I'm quite acrobatic, so yes.


Would you lick a brightly colored frog?

 

Oh absolutely. (And I'd like to know where the footage is...you know, of a dude driving 100 m.p.h. in reverse.)

Would you ever stand on the roof of a house at night and throw water balloons at the passing cars below?

 

No to the brightly colored frog.

No way in Hell.

 

I'll bring a camcorder next time. LOL!

Yes.

Would you ever bring a high powered hose to a water gun fight?

 

That is friggin' HILARIOUS, man! Bring a high powered hose to a water gun fight?

I'm gonna have to say yes, but only if you promise to film it. I'll be arrested afterwards, but you can go home and circulate the video on Youtube for me. How 'bout them apples?

Would you ever drive to a quiet, peaceful neighborhood at three a.m., light a one-thousand count package of Black Cats, throw it out the window, and tear ass down the road?

Better yet, would you ever have a Bottle Rocket fight with your best friend? (You both put on heavy coats for this and shoot each other with Bottle Rockets, Roman Candles, and whatever else you've got.)

 

O.K., I have never had a bottle rocket fight, but I did drop 60 roman candles (with some friend's help) into small holes we made in a guy's front yard and lit them off at 2 am. Revenge for a friend we knew.

WOuld you have helped us?

 

Of course I would have. Revenge is sweet!

Would you ever run past your local bar/pub naked, while sober, for $5000 ona very busy night?

 

YES!

Would you?

 

No thanks.

Would you ever eat a spoiled can of peaches for a grand?

 

Yes.


Would you ever be willing to forgive someone who's made it a habit to walk all over you?

 

Yup.

Would you?

 

Yeah, but I sure wouldn't give them a chance to do it again.

Would you ever TRUST someone like that again?

 

SCRATCH that question. Let's wipe the slate clean and have someone new pose the next "would you ever" question.


Anyone?...

 

Would you ever roller skate across the country for charity?

 

Given that I could a) roller skate and b) enjoy it

then sure, why not.

Would you ever kiss a stranger?

 

Under the right circumstances...Yeah...

Would you ever relocate to a new place where you knew nobody...because you needed the change?

 

Hello! Just did that! Florida to Puerto Rico. Needed to see some new sky!



Would you ever eat 'ethnic' food without knowing what was in it?

 

That's usually the best was to approach it.

Would you ever tell the person what was in it just after they took a bite?

 

Of course! That's the best part.



Would you let a dog lick you on the mouth?

 

Not if I can help it.

Would you finish ice cream if a cat licked it?

 

Are you happy with your decision? No Regrets?

 

Well I'm not Wrey .. but yes I think the regrets will fade quickly.

WOuld you believe you on't be alone regardless?

 

Yes...I would belive that.

Would you believe I am happy for this?

 

Would you believe there was never any doubt? (2 Fer!)

 

At first, yes. More culture shock than anything.

In America, I'm Puerto Rican.
In Puerto Rico, I'm American.

I am a man without a country in some respects. A strange feeling.

So now I consider myself a World Citizen. Sounds swank, right?