Would you ever...?

As a prank.

Would you ever try to ride a moose?

 

No..but I have seen one in my front yard...

Would you ever catch a porcupine?

 

No, unless I was a masochist.

Would you ever play football in the clothing section of wallmart?

 

Only if I had to and then VERY carefully.

WOuld you believe I love test days!!!!

 

No, unless you were mad smart.

Would you ever dress up as spiderman and crash your sister's party?

 

yes

Would you ever give over to stupidity and dress a lion in a thong and bra and display in the center aisle of Wal-Mart?

 

YES!! I haven't thought about that one!

Would you prank call walmart and ask for Amanda Hump so that they can ask on the loudspeaker?

 

LOL! I will now!

Would you ever go to the gun section and ask for something to take down that neighbor?

 

Oh yes. A certain crazy friend and I have a lot of fun in Wal*Mart
would you ever ask a stranger for money?

 

I do that all the time on Chinese New Year!

Would you ever try to break the Guiness World record for making the world's larget corndog?

 

nah. I'm not touchy when it comes to being a vegetarian, but cooking meat kind of gets to me.
Would you ever tell someone you loved them just to get their response?

 

Oooooooooh.... That's a sticky wicket! No, because what if I don't like the response.


Would you ever make friends with someone as a segue to get to someone else?

 

No. I make friends to keep them forever.

Would you ever choose a friend over a lover?

 

Wow, you guys a digging deep!


I would have to say yes. I can imagine circumstances where that would be the end outcome.



Would you ever go spelunking or cave diving?

 

Sure thing if I was ever given the chance.

Would you ever put a potato in the presidents exhaust pipe?

 

Are you kidding?

I would pay for the privilage!




If you knew I was going to do it and I sent out invitations, would you come? Casual dress, of course.

 

You bet, I'll bring the popcorn.

Would you ever run over a child for a million dollars?

 

No, never.


If you had a million dollars in your account right now and you knew handing it over would keep a child from being run over, would you do it?

 

Yes...anything less would be heartless.

Would you ever care for someone so much you would let them go?

 

yuh.
would you ever spend ten days with no contact with anyone else if in that time, you could have any book, instrument, ect.?

 

Yes, that would be very pleasant (=

Same question

 

yes.
er . . . okay. would you ever cut down a tree because someone you hated was trying to save it?

 

Hell no. I have this huge respect for trees, if they were trying to save it, I would only respect them and lower my hate for them.

Would you ever laugh at someone who was trying to save a tree?

 

Never. I'm quite a tree-hugger myself.
would you ever wait for hours on your front steps for someone?

 

I've done that quite a few times, he was worth that wait.

Would you?