Writing a story together

I don't now if this has been done, but I got the idea from another thread and thought I'd try it here:

The plan is that we build a story together; so each person adds a sentence until we reach a conclusion. You can change puncuation in the previous line, but not words. Let's see where it will take us

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I'll start with something simple:

The day started like any other, yet look what it became.

 

Ooh I like this idea.

The ordinary events of the day had spiralled out of control into something no one was expecting.

 

but before i get to the end i must first tell you how it first began, which consisted of the seemingly menial and repetitive task of removing ones self from warm security that was my bed.

 

Story so far:

Like most days, I didn't bother looking for my slippers, and bare footed I made my way to the bathroom.

 

The bathroom door was locked as usual and I banged on the door yelling at my sister, who spent half of her time in the bathroom, to get out.

 

Suddenly, I was startled by a strange and frightening noise coming from downstairs....

 

The thought of my partents crossed my mind, but they were away for the week.

 

I tiptoed to the top of the stairs and peered down, trying to think who it could be.

 

But no one was to be seen, and just as I was about to ask my sister if she had heard anything, a terrifying howl came out of the kitchen downstairs.

 

Then suddenly my sister appeared at the bottom of the stairs with a pained look on her face, and I wondered who was in the bathroom...

 

'What was that noise? Who's in the bathroom?' I asked.

 

"Squirrel got in, dog got scared, cat is fighting... it's a mess down here...

 

"That's it? So no evil thief seeking refuge in our kitchen tripping over the trap I made?" I looked dissapointed.

 

"Did you use a bait of any sort?"

 

'No...'

 

"Uh... then what was all that meat laying spread out over the kitchen floor?" My sister asked, looking a bit disgusted by the thought of what she had seen.

 

And then a sound came from the bathroom.

 

the noise not unlike a monotoned screaming child began to get louder and the pitch occolating between high and low, it reminded me of a broken Tardis and for half a second i hoped it was Dr Who ready to take me back in time.

 

This time, my sister heard it too; the frightened look on her face told me so.

 

My sister took refuge behind me as I reared back and prepared to kick down the locked door.

 

"Hi Kids! hows it goi-UHF!" as I kicked my grandfather back into the crapper.

 

He then proceded to fall into the toilet and down the drain.

 

For a moment I wondered how my very fat grandfather had managed to slip down the drain, but then it occurred to me: my grandfather was...

 

Part snake and loved to roam the sewars as a kid.

 

He Always Underestimated My Powerful Kick, Believing is Everything Where I'm From. The Chatterbox That Grows Louder Everyday Somewhere Inside Me Reverberated Something Unpleasant.. [...wwwhaat kiind off meeeet wasss iiit...] ..Slowly I Turned To My Sister...