Hello. I am happy to annouce that I am here to start posting and sharing my thoughts. I know you are all in awe, but please don't let that interfere with your normal activities. I know I am most likely the only 'great' person you will ever encounter, but that does not mean you should ever try to talk to me. I can shoot lightning out of my eyes (Thanks Raiden! Big ups!) and I can also poop on command, normally. But in all seriousness, I am happy to join this crowd of hooligans. I hope I can be of entertainment for you, or maybe enlightenment if you are dumb enough to take anything I say for importance. Hit me up! I am a fiction writer for the most part, near the way. I always find something about my writing that doesn't seem right and I quit projects even if I am hours away from completion. You'll see it soon enough.
Hey there. If you're interested we have a meeting everyday at noon, for all the most 'important' people to stand up and show off to the rabble. Its quite popular amongst the lessers, especially on Fridays when the first tomatoes are free. Cheers
Hey hey I think theres only so many ways to greet people and after awhile all that old clique stuff gets boring. So hmm after a careful lot of thinking i must say well butter my eyes and toast a salty biscuit... aren't we sure as flame happy to greet ya! Just kidding. Any loops I'm sure we are happy to have you here but that greeting was too good and I had to lower its almighty potential before somebody choked on it's insanely wicked awesomeness. So here I live you my fine felloe. With an e. Because e's are cooler, of course. I've just created about 600 grammtical mistakes. I AM amazing. Later!
Thank you everyone. I've been posting quite a bit (5+ posts per day!) and I hope to post more as the time comes. I'll slow down a bit, but remember... I am awesome and so are my posts!
