Just enter bad or good to complete the sentance! You know it's going to be a bad day when: Your underwire snaps!:redface:
You know its going to be a bad day when: you wake up with your hand massively swollen from infection and step on a tack as you turn on the light for a better look. (That day really sucked.)
OW! You know its going to be a terrible day when you awake to 7 angry text messages. Gee Frost.. I feel for ya!
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you wake up after what you thought was a long sleep and realise it's still yesterday...
I hate it when that happens! You know it's going to be a GOOD day when the time flies by on friday at work!
You know it's going to be a good day when it's bright and sunny when you drive in to work, all the right songs are on the radio, and you can't help singing along with them.
awwwwww yayness! You know its going to be a beautiful day when your partner tells you that you're looking better and better each day that they see you!
You know it is going to be a bad day when you have bed hair that won't go away, a tooth ache, migraine and ten ton of visitors knocking at your door, everyone ringing you and texting you and harrasing you and all you want to do is sleep. But you know it is a good day when you wake up in the morning and take a deep dreath and realise that you are definately alive to see another day.
You know its a good day when you wake up and realize your one night stand is still asleep and you can quietly sneak away. I have never done this.
BULL! hahaha. Or maybe it's a good early morning when you realise you don't have to gnaw your own arm off.... AHEM! anyways...
And a week later, you know it's a bad day when you have a rash that won't go away, and no name or phone number to check back with...
Heh. I'm always hungry so it'll happen eventually! You know it's going to be a wonderful day when you can sense it in the air around you!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up to find you weren't actually a sleep, you have a hangover from gin, and there is some dishevelled vagrant asleep on your legs. EDIT: Oh, and when the TV is still on, showing some old lady beating up a 4x4.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake in the middle of the night to a full moon that's brighter than the noon sun used to be!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you are finally hungry enough to gnaw your arm off, but you can't find your dentures! (and NO, I don't wear dentures, before you start assuming! )
You know it is a bad day when you start the day literally climbing over dirty clothes to get out of your bedroom door, and then find toys all over the livingroom, and dirty dishes with FRUIT FLIES EWWW. NODOBY in my household cleans up after themselves. Apparently I am the cleaning fairy. In fact I demand everyone start caling me that. Just kidding..... I act wierd when I get hungry. better stop typing...
Better eat before you have the urge to gnaw off your arm! Instead of the cleaning fairy, you may need to portray the Ogre of Had Enough!
It's fun being wierd... You know it's going to be an Interesting day if it's already the next day being after four in the morning and you can barely make sense of ANYTHING!
That's nasty but very true. You know its going to be a bad day when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a nasty cut where your kidneys used to be. You know its a good day when you wake up in a 5 star hotel enjoying the good life after selling said kidneys
You know its a bad day when you wake up still breathing, but still not a millionaire, lay about, with so much time on your hands you decide to take a world tour in your private jet, just for something to do.
