Your Warning Label

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  1. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    "May cause headaches."
     
  2. PoemNerd212

    PoemNerd212 Contributor Contributor

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    Why am I not surprised :D

    “Warning: be prepared for an unsatisfactory experience with this product.” :p
     
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  3. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

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    <--- Is wearing it now. Heheheh.
     
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    Warning: This dyslexic is person.
     
  6. Night Herald

    Night Herald The Fool Contributor

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    Fragile. Please handle with care. Thank you.
     
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  7. Zerotonin

    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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  8. Shnette

    Shnette Active Member

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    Mornings: Keep back 50 feet.
     
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  9. Some Guy

    Some Guy Manguage Langler Supporter Contributor

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  10. honey hatter

    honey hatter Banned

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    Mornings: press closer than 0 feet, *fangs press closer still*
     
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  11. honey hatter

    honey hatter Banned

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    So true. This means at least two things if not more.
     
  12. honey hatter

    honey hatter Banned

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    Are we trying to push the vampires button? Don't get her too excited... Unless your into that sort of thing. Blood, sugar, sex, magic. Pain. Pain. Pain. *Licks my fangs @Some Guy *
     
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  13. Wild Knight

    Wild Knight Senior Member

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    Warning:

    "May want to be understood and ultimately form a bond with the reader, but will undoubtedly punch the reader repeatedly in the gut, first, and twist around said readers' innards while commencing with said gut-punching. Hard to get along with."
     
  14. flawed personality

    flawed personality Contributor Contributor

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    RHCP! :D :cool:

     
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  15. honey hatter

    honey hatter Banned

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    Absolutely dear flawed! Do you want in on this? I can tap a vein for you.
     
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    hirundine Contributor Contributor

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    May contain nuts.
     
  17. Komposten

    Komposten Insanitary pile of rotten fruit Contributor

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