Are we trying to push the vampires button? Don't get her too excited... Unless your into that sort of thing. Blood, sugar, sex, magic. Pain. Pain. Pain. *Licks my fangs @Some Guy *
Warning: "May want to be understood and ultimately form a bond with the reader, but will undoubtedly punch the reader repeatedly in the gut, first, and twist around said readers' innards while commencing with said gut-punching. Hard to get along with."