Excuses Excuses

My high school library has decided that, until March 21, if you can come up with an excuse, any excuse, your library fine will be forgiven. That being said I really wanted to participate, after all the best excuse wins a month of free coffee and muffins. I didn't even have a fine but I was allowed to give an excuse anyway.

I was on my way to return my library book but Gandalf told me I had to return the ring to Mordor so I went on a quest with my two Demigod friends. On the way home the government made me take my aptitude test and I found out that I was Divergent. My companions helped me go into hiding but I accidently ended up in Narnia when I hid in an old wardrobe. After I found my way out I decided it would be better if I went to Hogwarts because 'there aint no place safer than Hogwarts'. While I was at Hogwarts a group of Shadow hunters found me. With the new runes I learned I felt safe enough to leave Hogwarts and return home. I was able to defeat Janine and the Erudite and here I am to return my book.

Wow... that's essentially fangirl vomit.
Books Borrowed from:
Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling)
Percy Jackson series (Rick Riordan)
Lord of the Rings trilogy (J.R.R. Tolkien)
Divergent series (Veronica Roth)
The Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare)